I guess no Universal Health Care is Working

I went to my local grocery store with my reusable bag and rode my skateboard so I kept my carbon footprint to a minimal. But I had a strange run in with a homeless guy who has been n my neighborhood for a long time. This guy had been bothering the tax payers and people who work hard for a living for at least 4 consecutive years.

I was sent into shock when he asked me for some change. I pressed pause on my i-pod and said sorry man. when he realized that I recognized him he smiled. Never in my wildest dreams would I have expected the shiny new braces on his teeth.

I then asked him "how in the world did u get braces? " he said a dentist needed practice and gave him a free session.

Then I looked down on his feet were a brand new pair of NIKE JORDANS!

"Dude you have better shoes than I do!" he just grinned and started to walk away...

The final straw was when his cell phone went off in his pocket...

He had the nerve to turn away and say 'Sorry I gotta take this"

WTF is going on in this country?

props to the dentist for being a good soul but seriously...what the hell is going on?

So I went to the .99 store and bought a cup and posterboard and found a good freeway on ramp!

look for me in action...I have cavities people!

2009-2010 Kings Ice Crew Auditions!

Last Season I had a chance to work for this great organization! I will  be returning!

The Los Angeles Kings are holding auditions for the 2009-2010 Kings Ice Crew this July. If you are fun, enthusiastic, outgoing, physically fit, and ready to represent the Kings both on and off the ice in one of the premier sports and entertainment capitals of the world, we want to meet you! Log onto: www.lakings.com/icecrew for more info... 

The Kings Ice Crew represents the Los Angeles Kings organization at games, events and throughout the community. They are primarily responsible for making sure our fans have the best experience possible. At games, the team assists with on-ice contests and activities during intermissions, in-arena activities (t-shirt launch, ticket upgrades, trivia contests, etc.), and some of thegroup is also responsible for skating on the ice to remove build-up during media timeouts. The team also represents the LA Kings organization at various events and appearances throughout the community, such as: charity functions, fan development events, promotional events, etc. 

For full audition details, information, and to RSVP, please visit: www.lakings.com/icecrew 

or email bboyars@lakings.com and tell her JAY FLATS Sent you!