I went to my local grocery store with my reusable bag and rode my skateboard so I kept my carbon footprint to a minimal. But I had a strange run in with a homeless guy who has been n my neighborhood for a long time. This guy had been bothering the tax payers and people who work hard for a living for at least 4 consecutive years.
I was sent into shock when he asked me for some change. I pressed pause on my i-pod and said sorry man. when he realized that I recognized him he smiled. Never in my wildest dreams would I have expected the shiny new braces on his teeth.
I then asked him "how in the world did u get braces? " he said a dentist needed practice and gave him a free session.
Then I looked down on his feet were a brand new pair of NIKE JORDANS!
"Dude you have better shoes than I do!" he just grinned and started to walk away...
The final straw was when his cell phone went off in his pocket...
He had the nerve to turn away and say 'Sorry I gotta take this"
WTF is going on in this country?
props to the dentist for being a good soul but seriously...what the hell is going on?
So I went to the .99 store and bought a cup and posterboard and found a good freeway on ramp!
look for me in action...I have cavities people!
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